March 2012
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Keep Calm and Let Me Tell You About Homestuck
Interviewer: What was the last time someone's touch made you quiver with delight?
Björk: I ate a piece of chocolate on the way here... Does that count....? That was a good chocolate.
Interviewer: ...Okay....I'd rather it be someone who touched you.... and that made you quiver.
Björk: ...It can't be chocolate? It has to be a person?
Interviewer: *sighs* ...Ideally.
Björk: I'm just trying to learn the rules of the game.
February 2012
67 posts
dappertea asked: That... That's just mean. :P
dappertea asked: The thing that bothered me the most about that last ask was the comma splice.
Anonymous asked: You're so boring, you don't post enough things.
The cockroach emerged from his dormant activity cycle to find, much to his chagrin, that he had turned into a man.
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So Monsterhearts is this really fun hack of Apocalypse World that lets you play as sexy teenage monsters. It’s one of those rare things that is better in practice than in theory, mainly because it was pitched as Twilight: The RPG. But anyway, the game’s all about the rigors of growing up and dealing with our own changing bodies as well as everyone else—adults who constantly think...
I envy athletic guys. They just have so much control over their own bodies. They’re a study in motion as well; you see them twisting and running and punching and experiencing life in ways that I can’t really imagine. I love to swim but I can’t swim for long before I’m out of breath. My body is ready to betray me at any moment, and often my mind is caught in a negative...
Sometimes when I stare at pictures of people long enough I can almost see them breathing.
The same holds for corpses as well. I remember being at my grandfather’s funeral and staring at him and thinking “He’s still alive. I can almost see him breathing.”
Spooky stuff for a kid. When did my grandfather die again? Hmm. Can’t remember.
“Saul Kripke resigned yesterday from his position as Distinguished Professor of...”
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discosquid asked: ugh, you're not being fun anymore, I'm going to sleep. XP
discosquid asked: You should send something to TFN' right now since you're on the computer and stuff.
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“The naive young lady had no way of knowing that she was about to fall prey to a...”
– Shy Little Sally
Anonymous asked: JT, your face. Your face. Your face.
Anonymous asked: JT, I hate your face, I want to hate sex you.
Homestuck just made me almost cry.
Jegus.
Alright. I am getting this paper done tonight, regardless of my FEELGINGS and EMITONS.
Whenever I feel sad, I just read Facade Confessions.
I have some books I want to read, but I can’t decide what to read.
Salinger or Hegel? What a decision.
Is it a perfect day for bananafish?
No, it’s too cold. Too stormy. They’ll never come out today. Not to mention too inland.
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Tick Tock: homesteak: guys, no, seriously, there... →
homesteak:
guys, no, seriously,
there are over 7 billion people on earth,
earth is a planet floating in the middle of nothing, sorrounded by more planets and even more nothing
and we’re all going to die sooner or later, most of us by natural causes
a day has 24 hours and we spend most…
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Anonymous asked: your face is gay, your hair is gay, your shoes are gay, everything you own or have ever touched it full of the gay.
unicornboy asked: wow. just wow.
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